Monday, April 14, 2008

What possessed U?

This is just taking it too far. Yellow make up and Golden Hair does absolutely nothing for your sexy. Someone please tell me what Solange Knowles and R. Kelly were thinking. Why Lord? She looks like a Tranny and he looks like the bamma that I always knew he was. Solange will now and forever more in my book be known as Mr. Miss! If it isn't enough that she looks like one of the original Fraggles, she now looks like one of the boy Fraggles with a wig on. There is nothing wrong with looking like a Tranny if you are one, but if you are a lady this is just simply scary. On to Mr. Pee Pee himself! This is the biggest Foolwangary I have seen in a long time. Its always him or Bobby! If they are going to let R. Kelly slide on his past charges, they should at least lock his a$$ up for this. I don't know what is more wrong the fact that his hair is gold or that he has weave cornrows. Weave Cornrows are bad enough because they never look good. But on a man is even worse. To add insult to injury he sprays them gold in honor of his days peeing on people. Yuck! Let me guess the name of his new CD is Golden Shower and the the first single will be Soul Glo. He has a lot of nerve. How many hints does he have to drop that he is a pedophile for them to lock him up. What non-pedophile do you know walking around with Gold Hair? Hmmmmmm! None! He is posed off like one of those corny men in the hair magazines.

Hair Salon: Goldie's
Style: Goldie Locks
Model: Mr. LaFonze

I know one thing. These Cd's better be damn good when they come out. If not someone please slap Tina Knowles and Lock the "R" up!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Is R. Kelly done?!? That is bafoonery at its best.