Welcome Back Kotter

Well I am sure this is no surprise to anyone, but Kim Porter is back. Did they really have to play around in the media and try to make us believe that she was leaving? Where is she going? However, does he have to spit in her eye before she feels insulted. Lets take a look at there tumultuous history.

The J. Lo years

K. Port and Diddy are chilling as a lovely couple. All the while he has a not so secretive crush on Jennifer Lopez. Jenny from the block fronts on him for a while, then finally decides she can deal with him. So he gives Kim the boot. I know money makes people feel like they are on top of the world and can treat people like poo. Well in my mind he has a lot of nerve with those too close baboon eyes and his drooly wet mouth. Then to top it off he left her for a woman that was not black. People you know in our community, whether its Hispanic, French, German, or Chinese we still say he left for a white woman. Now I am no racist, but you know what this does to the sisters. Makes you want to do a roundhouse kick to the face.

So Puffy and Jenny start having bad times and she dumps his a$$. That made my day. Payback is a Puertorican B*tch. So of course who does he come running back too, Waiting in the Wings Kim! She sure knows how to stick it out. So to make sure she seals the deal this time she becomes preggers with little drooly wet mouth.

The Post J. Lo Years

Fast forward a couple of years he is cheating all over the place. Next thing you know she is pregnant with twins. So for nine months it appears that he is a changed man. I mean he almost had me fooled. So she has his first daughters, and thinks this will get there eternal life on and poppin. Old Puffer Fish decides to do an interview in Essence Magazine and insult her further by saying he wasn't going to marry her. Now I understand that when you have your first child together you might not want to get married because it might have been a mistake, blah, blah, blah. Now this bony perm head, has twins and he ain't ready to settle down. Then to make matters worse a woman pops up talking about she just had his baby too. Oh no, gots to go!

The Go Head Girl Years

So I guess Kimmy is embarrassed and decides to leave, which is what I would have done a long time ago. Get the money and run. I'm no gold digger, but there is no point in me having a baby daddy with money for lifetimes and utilize it. Take the money and find another Hollywood Cutie, with more money. Take lessons from Zsa Zsa Gabor (I know you don't think she made money from her acting skills). Fast forward to this past weekend they are back together. So ladies if you want to know who to blame for all the cheating men in the world, thank Kim Porter. She has sent a lovely message to the fella's that they can kick us in the head with a pointy toe boot and we will still be there. Thanks Kim!