Stalker Shiz

You know today was supposed to be a different kinda day at the Shiznit! I don't know what exactly we were going to discuss, but definitely not stalkers and shiz! But I digress. Here we are! Now every great celeb has a stalker, so I guess we've arrived. Or shall I say her Chieftainess has arrived. Mme. Editor-in-Chief has a stalker and believe me you it's no laughing matter. She is trying to figure out how to deal with this. This particular stalker doesn't realize that they are a stalker. Let's do a run down of this stalker! I usually like to do top 10 list on Tuesday, but this list can't wait. How to know if you are a stalker?:

1. Constant Calls- Damn let someone call you for a change. And if they don't.... lose the number. This is not going to bring you closer to anyone. We are in a recession, no one can afford to talk these days. We at the Shiznit like to waste our much needed minutes on people we care about!Call the cops!

2. Constant Text- If you can't get through to a ringing phone, what makes you think you will get an appointment via texting. Where is that Do Not Text list when you need it! Block the number!

3. Trying to hang out- Now this may sound like normal behavior. True, if you are friends, but minor associates need not apply. No the difference. There are more important people out there, you just didn't make the cut buddy! Nolle Prosequi not granted!

4. Cyberchasing- Email, Myspace, Facebook, and twitter have done a great dis-service for celebs like us because now we are stalked electronically. Via the Web. It's hard out here with Lamo Joe's waiting to pounce on their prey. They just wait in the wings, lurking, watching your every move. Damn those friend requests. Time for a restraining order!

5. Ok I am so annoyed that I can't go on! Real Top 10 list coming tomorrow.